Frosty Feet

I ventured outside to fill the birdfeeders this weekend, and my gloved fingers became numb after only a few minutes in the below-zero temperatures. Imagine how challenging it must be for the birds to keep their naked little legs and toes warm when it’s so chilly.

I observed some Juncos trying out various foot-warming strategies as they pecked around for seed under the feeders.

The most popular method is the “hop and squat.” You jump forward, grab a seed and then squat down in the snow so your warm feathers cover your feet as you enjoy your morsel. Then you hop forward for another seed and repeat:

If you’re someone that can rub your belly and pat your head at the same time, the “hopscotch” method may be for you. Draw one leg up into your feathers and hop around on one foot until it gets cold. Then switch feet. This one gets a bit challenging when you’re trying to eat at the same time.

My favorite strategy is the “hovercraft.” Whiz about so quickly that your feet barely touch the frozen ground. This is another one that can be a bit tricky at meal time. And you probably burn as many calories as you take in which isn’t a good idea when you’re trying to stay warm.

While all three techniques are laudible, I’m going to have to cast my vote for “watch-from-the-window-with-a-cup-of-hot-cocoa.”